Promescent Rabbit Review: Editor-Beloved and On Sale

If you have a vulva, you’re probably aware that clitoral stimulation is often the most reliable way to orgasm. And make no mistake, the Sex Toy Gods know this—which is why there are tons of (admittedly expensive) clitoral stimulation toys on the market. One of the many toys that cater to this sensitive nerve cluster is the rabbit vibrator. Admittedly, those can get pretty pricey, often surpassing the $100 mark. So, imagine our delight when we found the double-duty Promescent Rabbit Vibrator ($47) at nearly half the cost of its high-end competitors. Better yet, it didn’t disappoint when we put it to the test.

Like most everything else, rabbit vibes have evolved over the years. These tantalizing toys so earned their name because the clitoral component is designed to look like two separate bunny ears. In the present, though, many rabbit vibes stray from tradition and instead go for more sophisticated clitoral attachments that offer broader coverage and a more customized feel. The Promescent Rabbit Vibrator falls squarely into this category—which we love because the “rabbit” portion isn’t as flimsy as the bunny ears of days past, making the vibe easier to use and, well, get off.

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So, without further ado, follow me down the rabbit hole (heh) to see why the budget-friendly Promescent Rabbit Vibrator holds its own when up against the big dogs.

First impressions

Promescent’s Rabbit Vibrator arrived in such discreet packaging that I had no idea what it was at first (think: a plain brown box). Upon unboxing, I found a blue-and-bright-orange-colored package that seemed kinda fiery—especially since the logo resembles the Aries symbol.

I opened the package to find a blue, compact, lightweight vibe with a sleek, satiny texture. It was smooth and luxurious to the touch, which made me excited to use it. The design is pleasantly simple, with three easy-to-use buttons. (More on that below.) Also in the box: a sample of lube (water-based, so it won’t ruin the toy), a USB charger, and instructions.

The Promescent Rabbit vibrator: My honest review

Despite generally preferring clitoral suction toys, I found that this vibe still serves up powerful blended orgasms (meaning you get a clitoral orgasm and vaginal orgasm at the same time). This is likely because the clitoral attachment covers a lot of surface area, which makes the heavenly vibrations feel like they’re coming from every angle.

Remember those three buttons I mentioned above? Well, they’re to turn the vibe on and off, to adjust the vibration mode, and to control the intensity. There are 12 mode and intensity combinations total, which increase with each press. Even on the highest setting, though, the Promescent Rabbit doesn’t feel overpowering or uncomfortably strong—they’re fairly steady and easy to adjust to during playtime. And unlike suction toys that require precision and a steady hand, the wide arm allows more freedom to experiment, making it a versatile option for all types of stimulation.

My only hangup with this pleasure powerhouse is, even though it claims to be quiet, I didn’t really find it to be that much more muted than other rabbit vibes I’ve tested. I also had kind of a hard time figuring out where to plug in the charger, since the opening isn’t obvious. (Pro tip: it’s on the back at the vibrator, at the very bottom, marked by a little lightning bolt.)

Final thoughts

All in all, the Promescent Rabbit Vibrator is a fabulous option for anyone looking for a reliable, high-quality rabbit vibe without breaking the bank. With its satisfying blend of clitoral and internal stimulation, sleek design, and easy-to-use controls, it delivers an experience that rivals much pricier models. Sure, it could be a bit quieter, and the charging port placement isn’t the most intuitive, but these are minor inconveniences for a toy that truly lives up to its promise of pleasure.

So, if you’re ready to explore the world of rabbit vibes or simply want an upgrade, hop to adding this to your cart—pun very intended. Get yours for 15% off the normal price at Promescent here.