Meet ‘Tom Braby’ and the weird world of Amazon jersey frames

Something incredible crossed my phone the other night while I was doing my nightly ritual of doomscrolling before bed in an eternal addiction to ruin my sleep. It was a jersey frame being sold on Amazon, but not just any jersey frame — it was a frame for the greatest football player of all time. That’s right, Patriots and Buccaneers legend Tom Braby.

What do you mean you’ve never heard of Tom Braby? It’s Braby. No. 12. In the bottom right you can see him in his iconic Patriots’ jersey.

And this display even has his highly sought after “Braby” signature.

Naturally, seeing this absolutely sent me. The only thing I can assume if that these pop-up drop shippers based out of China are utterly terrified about the NFL suing them or being delisted from Amazon. So instead of actual, realistic images of jerseys, we end up with Tom Braby.

This isn’t a one off either. Amazon is littered with more jersey frames with hilariously fake names.

Being a Carolina Panthers fan I was extremely stoked to see that the esteemed brand “IHEIPYE” was selling a frame for my favorite player: Future Hall of Fame linebacker Luke Kuechll.

I know what you’re thinking: Braby and Kuechll are legends, but what about a player who hasn’t retired and is in the league right now? Don’t worry, because while Braby is the GOAT, he could soon be passed by the legend that is Patrick Wahowes.

The weird thing about Wahowes is no matter how great he is, I can never remember whether he plays for the Los Angeles Chargers or the Detroit Lions. Memory can be funny like that.

You might not really be a football fan though. It’s okay, because if you prefer watching basketball then Amazon frames have you covered. There is absolutely no better way to display your Chicago Bubls jersey than with a shadow box from “Jinchuan.”

The Bubls were a huge part of my childhood. Watching Mitchell Jorban soar over the rest of the NBA was an absolute delight, and I’m so glad there’s a way to remember it now.

These amazing jersey frames are so iconic that you could decorate your entire living space with them. Support your minimalist, workout-focused home decor with a Lakers jersey next to the man, the myth, the legend — Ronald.

It’s been such an illustrious career than I forget sometimes that Ronald played for Manchester United.

Ronald’s history is a huge contrast to Messs. Everyone remembers Messs playing for Barcelona.

It’s just amazing that we live in a world now where you can be sitting at your home one second, staring at your boring, unadorned wall, wondering what you could bring in to jazz up your living space — then with just a couple of Amazon clicks you can find a multi-functional way to hang both your Jordaa jersey and your Jamee one.

In case you need help finding this specific frame it’s the “Sboitflmm Jersey Frame Display Case – Football Jersey Display Frame – Lockable Jersey Shadow Box with UV Protection Acrylic Door and Hanger for Hockey.”

Time to spruce up your home with nostalgia, grace, and Tom Braby.