Jeff Bezos
Crashes Hot Oscars Trio …
220 Billion Ways to Ruin a Fantasy!!!
Published
Sofia Vergara pulled off an absolutely smoking Oscars night snapshot — Jessica Alba, Sydney Sweeney and herself … well, she almost did, until Jeff Bezos got in the way!
Sofia was rocking a gown with some dangerous peek-a-boo cutouts at the Vanity Fair Oscars after-party, and she made the rounds taking tons of pics with her very attractive friends … including Heidi Klum and Ricky Martin.
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She managed to get those hot shots cleanly — no interference from bystanders — but when the group shot of every guy’s fantasies started to take shape, things went south.
Sofia, Jessica and Sydney came together … all looking stunning, of course, and then Bezos steps into the shot, too. To be fair, the ladies all seemed fine with JB’s presence, but we’re pretty sure a large segment of their fans woulda preferred him to exit stage left!
We’re just sayin’ … sometimes it’s alright to let your fiancée take a pic on her own, Jeff. The smokeshow trio plus Lauren Sanchez in a skintight gown with a plunging neckline would’ve been just fine.
Billionaires … out here just killing dreams, man.
