Cardi B
My Heels Are Ruined Because of Trump …
I Want My Deported Uncle Back as Compensation!!!
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Cardi B is blaming President Trump for some serious wear and tear on the fancy heels she wore to the Super Bowl … and she wants her deported uncle returned to the country as payback.
The “I Like It” rapper says Trump’s presence at Super Bowl LIX in New Orleans created a super tight security situation, which she says forced her to walk a long way in her $3,000 Christian Louboutin heels.
Cardi says Trump and his Secret Service detail resulted in the VIP golf cart transportation courtesy service being cut off early … so she had to walk further than she anticipated, and her red-bottom heels took a beating.
CB showed off the damage in a social media rant, ripping Trump for becoming the first sitting president to attend the Super Bowl.
She says the situation made her dislike Trump — even “lesser” than she already did — but she’s got a solution for easing her pain.
Cardi says Trump can make everything right with her … if he pulls some strings to pluck her unnamed deported uncle out of his native country and bring him back to America.
Is it just us, or does Cardi’s demand sound like a Hail Mary?!?
