It’s the mooooost wonderful time of the year! Or not, the holidays can be an absolute stress factory and this month has felt like a millennium, however, nothing eradicates bad vibes like some good ones. As such, this year’s cascade of Black Friday and Cyber Monday sex toy deals feels like a true blessing, and really the only question is: Where should you start?
Well, babe, what’s your pleasure? Are you a big fan of the easy-breezy pulsations of a wand massager or desire something more sophisticated, like an oral sex stimulator? And ’tis the season for giving—don’t let any stingy bedfellow tell you otherwise. Maybe you’re seeking out some sex accessories to reignite the spark with your partner, or a get-back-out-there vibe for your BFF who just got over a break-up. I don’t know, I don’t know your life. But I *do* know the ins and outs of quality vibrators, and what’s worth your wallet if you’re stocking up this season. And to bring it all home, there’s a lot to get excited about when it comes to sales on pleasure products.
Below, some beloved sexual wellness products to get for less, plus the deals that will have us coming into the New Year strong.
Beginners sex toy deals for those starting their self-pleasure journey
Perennially playful Smile Makers delivers an array of simple and affordable vibrators. So if it’s your first time, or you know a curious novice, check out their curated collection of deliciously discounted toys. The true Beginner’s Kit is a steal at $65, featuring the pleasure-rich Billionaire bullet vibrator and aptly named Generous Gel. And if you’re looking for an alternative advent calendar, we’re currently crushing on their Vibes of the Week box, featuring seven all-star toys, now $237.
Smile Makers: Up to 50% off on select pleasure products.
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Massage wand deals to make some serious magic
Le Wand Petite Rechargeable Massager, $86.99
My goodness, Le Wand always delivers, and we’re HYPED to share their massager wands are 40% off for Black Friday. I swear by my glitter-handled full-size massager for insta-orgasms and their tiny hybrid Le Wand Bullet is amazing for travel. (P.S. The gorgeous Dark Cherry hue is only $45!) But for the best of both worlds, check out the super popular Le Wand Petite Rechargeable Massager. Complete with six pulsation patterns and 10 levels of intensity, it’s just the right size to handle all your erogenous zones easily.
Le Wand: Take 40% off on all wand massagers with up to 80% off sitewide through 12/2.
Suction sex toy deals to send you to new erotic heights
Namii Clitoral Suction Stimulator & Vibrator, $88.19
Oh, it is a good day for fans of suction toys. If you’ve worn down your old standards, may we suggest perusing Biird’s sale? The brand is famed for its innovative, small-and-mighty stimulators, especially when it comes to air-flow pleasure. Namii is technically a two-in-one sex toy that provides toe-curling orgasms through suction and vibration functions, and oooh! It even moonlights as a mood light, with a base that glows as it charges.
Biird: Take up to 40% off sitewide until 12/5. Orders over $75 receive the Vulvii Necklace for free, while orders over $159 include a free Evii external vibe.
Oral sex simulator deals for DIY cunnilingus
Known for luxury and mind-blowing tech, LELO sex products tend to deliver big time. But if you’re craving some oral fixation without a willing mouth nearby, you can’t go wrong with an ORA 3, their next-level with a rotating tongue stimulator and [dreamy sigh] enhanced pleasure node. Cool news: it’s on sale for only $116.35, but you can also get it for free with purchases over $199. So if you want to grab a few things (perhaps a G-spot pleasure machine like the Gigi 3 or do-it-all wonder Enigma Double Sonic), it’ll be a win-win-win.
LELO: Get up to 60% off, and get a free ORA 3 for purchases above $199 until 12/2.
Pretty sex toys destined to be displayed with pride
Rosalie Rabbit Vibrator, $119.25
Gorgeous and ready for gifting, ZALO is for modern Marie Antoinettes and Cleopatras, all-grown-up Sailor Moon enthusiasts, and anyone who cares about the #aesthetics of pleasure. I’m enamored with their entire line, but the Rosalie Rabbit Vibe holds a special place in my nightstand. BTW, need a stocking stuffer? The Calla Dual Head Vibrating Wand is a slim, small, stunning wand shaped like (you guessed it) a Calla Lily, and best of all, it’s going to be only $52!
ZALO: Take 25% off sitewide with code CYBER25 until 12/2.
Couples sex toy deals for when a skimpy Santa costume isn’t going to cut it
Listen, sex toys are not *just* meant for me-time—and if you’re looking to shake up your partnered play, We-Vibe is a great place to start. This highly giftable Date Night set features their tantalizing rabbit vibe Nova 2 and a vibrating penis ring, Pivot. Not quite your pleasure? Don’t worry, they have plenty of other bundles to liven up your love life. Just uh, maybe don’t have your S.O. unwrap this in front of the fam.
We-Vibe: Get up to 50% off sitewide until 12/2. Also, choose a free We-Vibe Toy with orders above $200 at checkout.
Lube deals for gliding into total ecstasy
Feeling friction in your sex play? Not anymore. Sexual wellness haven Cake makes lubes for everyone and everything, and they’re enjoying 25% off sitewide this Black Friday weekend. High-key recommend their organic Natural Aloe Lube if you want a new fave for hands-on solo play, but the fun doesn’t stop there! If you’re in need of something for anal play, look no further than their best-selling Tush Kush at only $9. And Toy Wonder, now $13.50, will be gentle on all your new vibes—and absolute heaven for you.
Cake: Take 20% off sitewide from now until 12/2.
Arousal oil deals to supercharge your climax
Bloomi Luxe Arousal Oil, $31.50
Bloomi’s iconic luxe arousal oil is the stuff of legends, a concoction of stimulating plant-based ingredients that escalate and amplify your climax. Believe me when I say this single-handedly (ahem) got me through the vast desert of my 2020, and shout-out to Bloomi for maintaining a Clean Standard for all of their products. With 30% off across the site and a simple but impactful approach to intimate wellness, you’ll be shopping for the whole squad.
Bloomi: Get 30% off with code BFCM until 12/2.
Penis-friendly sex toy deals to score
And ultimately, we want to satiate pleasure-seekers of all kinds, right? So if you own a penis or are just, you know, renting one, don’t forget to grab a male masturbator. The Fleshy Pro is a great option: It’s a blowjob machine that can suck, jerk, and vibrate with spongy, hyperrealistic internal features. A steal at only $52.95, it’s the perfect gift to say “I love you” or “Not tonight, Steve, but you go off.”
Fleshy: Take 25% off sitewide with code BFCM25 through 12/2.
More sex toy deals & sexual wellness sales we’re loving
Babeland: Get up to 70% off sitewide on select toys and more through 12/2, with more discounts to arrive from 11/29 to 12/2.
Dame Products: Select products are up to 60% off sitewide until 12/2.
Zumio: All Zumio models are available for $99 (regular price $135) 12/29, and all Zumio models are 25% off 12/2.
Foria: Up to 30% sitewide off until 12/2.
Unbound Babes: Take 30% off sitewide until 12/1, plus free shipping on orders over $69. Plus 40% off sitewide from 12/1-12/6.
OrganicLoven: Take 30% off select products sitewide until 12/1.
Butter Wellness: Take 30% off sitewide with code BFCM until 12/2.
Womanizer: Get up to 50% sitewide until 12/2. Also, choose a free Womanizer toy with every order above $200 at checkout.
Satisfyer: 50% off on all products sitewide through 12/8.
Lovers: Take 20% off sitewide from now through 12/1 with promo code BF20, and 25% off sitewide December 2-3 with code CYBERSEX.
Maude: Enjoy 15% off sitewide and up to 40% off select items.
PinkCherry: Take 40-80% off sitewide with code HOLIDAY now through 12/31, enjoy 40% off Magic Wand with code HOLIDAY.
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