Pitchfork writer Alphonse Pierreâs rap column covers songs, mixtapes, albums, Instagram freestyles, memes, weird tweets, fashion trendsâand anything else that catches his attention.
Nothing can get me to close a YouTube tab faster than a Giannis Antetokounmpo bar. I have no personal agenda against the Milwaukee Bucksâ star big man; in my book, heâs still in the same MVP tier as the graceful Serbian Nikola JokiÄ, but, please, rappers, I beg you to use your imagination. In the last few years, Giannis has taken the torch from Steph Curry as the go-to basketball reference for rappers whoâve faced too many blunts to think of anything else. (The only thing lazier might be terrible Ike and Tina punchlines.) From the hip-hop one-percent, like Drake and Kanye, to every other song in the Milwaukee and Michigan rap scenes, thereâs no escape.
Not to mention that the greatest Giannis lyrics already exist. Freddie Gibbs did it best, in 2019, when he rapped, âReal Gs move in silence like Giannis/My Greek Freak we did a menage in St. Thomas,â stretching a throwaway line into a vivid image. And, of course, I wouldnât be me if I didnât bring up BabyTronâs âJesus Shuttlesworth,â where he raps, âHad a better season than Giannis, got my Bucks up.â (Looks out the window wistfully thinking about when the ShittyBoyz used to rap on â80s aerobics class music.) On the surface, that seems like the sort of line Iâm ranting about, but, as the mic drop to the apex of Detroit scam-rap, itâs perfect.
For better or worse, I know Iâm under the spell of Hurricane Wisdomâs uplifting singalong âGiannis,â because Iâm willing to toss aside all my petty grievances and enjoy the Florida rapperâs soul cleanse. On the hook, one of my favorites of this year, the wounded vocalist heartily sings, âThirty-four, feel like Giannis/Dirty pole, big as Giannis,â and, even though Iâve probably heard this reworked an infinite number of times, it has never sounded better. Why? Because Wisdom, from Havana (a tiny suburb of Tallahassee), fuses the tropical bounce of Florida street rap with the tenderness in the ballads of Southern and Midwestern truth-tellers. And the instrumentalâflickering percussion and scattered, Broward County steel drums, merged with slow-mo, almost G-funk synthsâis both melancholic and upbeat at the same time. Itâs all rounded out by Wisdomâs raspy melodies, as he seamlessly toggles between no-frills aggression and lilts that hit like a sunshower.