If I’m speaking your language, and you want to get the muscle car with the woke motor (you should, it’s quite good), I’ve got excellent news. Dodge says it’s going to start shipping the Charger Sixpack Scat Pack very soon. Prices start at $56,990, including destination. That might sound like a lot, but Dodge says it’s the cheapest 550-plus-horsepower car you can buy right now, and I’m fairly certain that’s correct. Regular Sixpack R/Ts are slated to start at $51,990, so you might as well spend the extra five grand for all that power.
Of course, you won’t get all of the goodies on my test car for $56,990. You’ll have to pay the piper. Right off the bat, my car’s Bludicrious will set you back $695. Then, there’s the $4,995 Customer Preferred Package 22B. It has nothing to do with Subaru, but it does come with ventilated front seats, heated rear seats, performance pages in the infotainment system, the 16-inch gauge cluster, a wireless charging pad, the surround-view camera, the head-up display, that ambient lighting, and about a million other things. Get this package. You need it.
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Next, add on the $1,095 Blacktop package, which gives the Scat Pack black exhaust tips and dark exterior badging. Then, you’re going to want to click on the box for the $1,995 Carbon and Suede Package, which gets you exactly what you’d think: heated and power-adjustable mirrors with a carbon-fiber cover and exterior puddle lights with logos.
We’re not done yet, friend. You’ll need to spend $1,095 on 20-inch wheels and $995 for the full glass roof. Last but not least, fork out another $1,495 for the 18-speaker Alpine stereo system. All of this comes out to a grand total of $69,355.
